Privacy Policy

Look, we're a rock band, not a tech company. When you sign up for the Slumlord Army, we collect the bare minimum so we can holler at you about shows, new music, and the occasional merch drop. That's it. We're not out here harvesting data like some Silicon Valley villain.

Here's what we snag:

• Your email address (required — kind of the whole point)
• Your first name (optional — but it's nice to know who's in the pit)
• The date you signed up (so we know when you joined the army)
• Where you signed up from (which page — we're curious like that)

We use your email to hit you up about:

• Upcoming shows (somebody's gotta fill those dive bars)
• New music drops (fresh riffs, hot off the press)
• Band news and updates (the important stuff)
• Merch announcements (occasional — we're not running a department store)

What we will absolutely, positively, swear-on-our-amps NEVER do:

• Sell your email to third parties (we're not sellouts — in any sense of the word)
• Share your info with other bands, companies, or your ex
• Spam you with garbage you didn't ask for
• Use your email for anything other than Slumlord Radio business

We only email when we've actually got something worth saying. We're not going to blow up your inbox like a bad ex or a furniture store having its 47th "going out of business" sale. You'll hear from us when:

• We book new shows (Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!)
• New music drops (when available — we work on rock 'n' roll time)
• Something big happens (and we mean actually big, not "we changed our profile pic" big)

Expect maybe 1–2 emails a month, tops. Often less. We're busy tearing up dive bars like a tornado through a trailer park — we don't have time to spam you.

We get it. Maybe you've gone country. Maybe you found inner peace and can't handle the chaos anymore. Whatever the reason, you can bail anytime:

• Hit the unsubscribe link in any email we send
• Visit our unsubscribe page
• Reply to any email with "UNSUBSCRIBE" and we'll take the hint

When you leave, we keep your email marked as "do not contact" so we don't accidentally drag you back in. Think of it as a restraining order, but polite.

Your info is locked down tighter than the backstage at a sold-out show. We store everything using Supabase with industry-standard security — row-level security, encrypted connections, the whole nine yards. We didn't spend years perfecting our tone just to get sloppy with your data.

If you've got questions about this policy, how we handle your info, or just want to argue about the best guitar tone of all time, hit us up. Reply to any of our emails or find us on social media. We're pretty easy to track down — just follow the sound of feedback and bad decisions.